Notice:The following is ‘Un-edited’ and never read by anyone except our typist secretary Larry John Cooper. “Quiet on the set; lights, camera, take one scene. . . A2Z . . . ACTION”. At this point all those on my planet we named Happiness are not impressed with the loftiness of people on your planet. To the contrary, we come to improve all standards of living by 10,000 percent, resulting in all 7 billion people becoming equal with each other on Earth. We are shocked seeing millions of children’s hearts, every moment, every hour, every day, being broken by un-educated persons who know not, how to prevent these and all other tragedies like war. Children’s hearts are made of glass and break easily. We are coming to correct all primitive ways your planet operates and too update all low standards of living that children are sadly and innocently subjected and forced to live in each day against their will. Let me Zorena, start by saying too you L.J. Ellison, you should be sure to avoid telling our big secret, too anyone except your most trusted sidekick Watson. One whom which, you are sure, will keep your carrot on a stick a big secret. You will later use your carrot too make your entire world follow you too find out WHAT’S UP. Your carrot will make you leader of your planet giving you the title of ‘Galactic Ambassador’. If this where not so, then why would our planet be contacting only you for such a long time? At this time, no one on your planet, except our typist Larry Cooper, knows WHAT’S UP, so keep it that way. You don’t want your planet chasing you at this time, too find out WHAT’S UP. You can now assume the following lines you read in our script are a true story. Soon you, Mr. Lawrence Joseph Ellison, will be designated by your entire world as their leader. Representing your planet to our federation of planets as Galactic Ambassador and global leader, Giving your Lawrence full control over all systems and procedure you will install from our master plan which we use to run our planet smoothly without a glitch of any kind. If you accept our planets precious honor, this then officially makes you first in line to greet whatever drops in from space for a visit. What now do you have to say about my comments Lawrence Joseph Ellison, owner of Oracle, greatest organization in your world”? “Someone has to do it, why not me, the great and all powerful Lawrence J. Ellison”? “Right you are Lawrence. That’s good news, now we are all on the same page. For the moment I’m reducing intensity of this conversation by suggesting you treat me as your new fun hobby, investigating the existence of aliens. Then people will not consider you a nut case when they hear rumors you are in fact communicating with us super extra-terrestrial intelligent cosmic travelers”. “I must ask you one question Zora, I’m asking you, why don’t you just appear in my home, where we can talk face to face”??? “We (so called space aliens by humans) are prevented by your ancient primitive ways, living in the dark ages of the 21 century, from arriving on your door step. We are prevented at this moment from using proper etymologies, words to explain what’s up in the 24th century. Do you Mr. Ellison have any other questions at this time”? “Sure I do, lots but I will keep them too myself until I get a better feel of WHAT’S UP. So tell me Zorena, who are you really and what do you look like living on a planet in my Earth’s orbit? And what does your planet look like and how can I find it to prove to my world you are out there”? “We all on my planet answer all your curious question in our books we have already sent to Larry J. Cooper’s computer. In these books our planets one billion inhabitancies wrote their opinions in, explain your destiny, this is a fact”. “Oh ya so do you have evidence to support what you say Zorena”? “We do and if you Lawrence decide to accept our free un-conditional offer then you will find out. For example your destiny in your future endeavours to update all your planets civilization will ‘NOT’ spend one penny too become the wealthiest person many times over. You will own all money, precious stones and metals in existence around your planet, within 3 years of this writing”. “Oh ya, tell me how Zora, I will accomplish such a lofty prediction of my future made by you”. “After the next 3 years, testing our Global Master Plan used for updating your outdated world you will install it in every home. Just like when electricity was discovered then every home ultimate received that power source. Refrigerator’s eliminated the need for families having to buy big blocks of ice to put in for their ice boxes. With our plan you will eliminate every need on earth that your primitive civilization has created. More on that subject later, right now let’s discus your present life style situation. You Mr. Ellison can disregard all our talk about you creating a documentary movie of your future. Now let’s deal with today’s reality in your life. You will, if you decide to take our challenge, live in a reality show where cameras will record your everyday movements. We are selecting you to test our Global Master Plan in and around the outside of your new 3,000 square mile futuristic laboratory. Where no media are permitted for 3 years except for my planets cosmic cameras. Used to record your real life situations living like us space aliens in a model of our 24th century. This then makes you the most curious person on Earth because only you know about WHAT’S UP. Then when you announce (on July 01, 2016) your test results to the world, during your gala lab opening party, you also announce you are leader over all things except people. With us space travelling aliens on your side, who can be against you? This is why we are now selecting you because you are the greatest of all people on your planet. Your destiny is too go down in history leaving your planet with the greatest of all natural legacies. You Mr. Ellison, and your sidekick can expect the following un-expected events to occur. Fact is our plan is only to be revealed too only you. So then you have a carrot to hang over the heads of all people who will follow your guidance to find out WHAT’S UP. Only you sir are now in a position to brain storm with my planets highly intelligent population. Using our telepathic thought transfer techniques we invented for you to use too invent yours and your planets long term happy future”. “Oh ya tell me more Zorena, about my destiny”. “You Lawrence will obtain control of your planets etheric and physical spheres using our force in such a way that etheric substances will be thrown into new living conditions for all your world’s people to enjoy. Hence, it rests upon your shoulder, the responsibility for your planets long term happy survival. We provide you with elements of monarchical systems, considered eternal and immutable, and cannot be affected by human laws or by human will. Reflecting on that extra-temporal delight you will discover our existence soon by sound and taste of the madeleine. So now you can say to your best sidekick”. “Not sure what you mean Zorena by that name madeleine”?? “This is all part of our great mystery, that name describes all peoples future happiness which your world, is looking forward to having. So ask ‘NOT ‘what you can do for Larry Cooper our secretary typing our telepathic words. But rather ask what you can do for your entire world’s population”. “Gee whiz I trust you Zorena and Larry Cooper not to be deceiving me. I am going to put on my Sherlock Holmes badge and cap to begin investigating and identifying WHAT’S UP. I will come along for the ride before people such as the Trump family and Sir Richard Branson hear WHAT’S UP and try to beat me to it. I will, with great pleasure of love for all the children’s welfare on my planet, to use my artistic skills to investigate you Zorena and WHAT’S UP. Done while I enjoy my new hobby pretending to be Sherlock Holmes, and my sidekick pretending to be role playing my assistant, inspector Doctor Watson. So let’s get on with the show Zora. I will play my part as Holmes with Watson by my side following your written words you have already sent to Coopers hard drive. I am excited and look forward to exploring all the adventure of my destiny”. “Good, welcome aboard Sherlock and now you and your sidekick Doctor Watson can read lines from our script. This is your audition”. “Woooee Sherlock this is the most exciting red hot mysterious case of ‘WHAT’S Up we could ever be asked to investigate by Scotland Yard”. “Right you are my dear Doctor Watson, so let’s get started by reading this script of a documentary film about my destiny and the worlds destiny. Then the truth, meant for us to discover, will be revealed! Am I right Zorena”? “Right U R Sherlock, you are a super detective looking for clues to break your case of WHAT’S Up wide open. One last comment before I as the director close this set. In order for you and the Doctor to receive our express pass you must decide now before advancing in this race against the clock. Time is now of the essence for you both to say ‘Ok let’s do it’. We cannot at this moment let you proceed any further due to the risk of you and your sidekick Watson discovering us and our plan for your world”. “Explain what you mean, Zorena.” “It is obvious; only one person will be first to welcome us when we land on your planet and say ‘Take us too your leader’. By then that person will know all about our Global Master Plan designed to stop all hearts on your planet from ever breaking in the future. A plan you can hand down as your legacy too countless generation in the future. Each moment you delay means millions hearts continue to break, due to the primitive nature of your civilization outdated ways of doing all things around your planet. What I’m saying is, as you already have discovered, our GMP is too be remain top secret for only the leader of your planet to learn about. So until you’re absolutely positively sure you want to continue in the race around the world, you must decide now. Will you say ‘Let’s do it’ or will you say ‘I hesitate’ as you have been doing over the past year”. “Well Zora you are causing me to paint myself and my sidekick into a corner with no way out except to say ‘Ok, let’s do it’. So give me a few days to consult with my sidekick Doctor Watson on if it is a smart decision to move onward and upward making this life changing decision”. “So be it. I will wait one week for your final decision to stay in the race. If you decide to drop out my planet will letting Sir Richard Branson and Donald Trump be giving a chance to be the one we meet after arriving on your planet. Over and out, commander Candy Girl Zorena. XYZ close”. “Cut that’s a take, print it 101913. Ready on the next set people”.
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