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Now I know how to get two birds with one stone! I will leave a server a 20 cent tip (which was warranted by her substandard service), and THEN... my name will be ALL OVER the news, making me instantly famous. Everyone will argue about what a schmuck I am, but I wont care because Ill be famous already. - Simultaneously, that server will be noticed by another big celebrity, one who has been widely accepted by the public as a person on the road to recovery and redemption after a prolonged psychotic break due to chronic drug use. This other big celebrity will then give the waitress a thousand bucks, because obviously, I stiffed her and since Im famous, everyone cares, therefore its a big deal and regardless of the quality of her service, she deserved it. Everybody wins!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 23:22:33 +0000

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