Number 10: Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon I DONT CARE IF THE ORIGINAL GAME WAS FROM 2012 THIS WAS RELEASED IN 2013 SO IT TOTALLY COUNTS!!! *ahem* ANYWHO.... What started off as an April Fools joke turned into one of the coolest, 80s-est, and most testosterone filled game of 2013 (seriously if Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, AND Sylvester Stallone, were riding dragons, dual weilding machine guns, AND giving each other fist bumps at the same time EVER existed, it STILL wouldnt have as much testosterone as this game haha... or would it...). Taking place in the post-apocalyptic future of 2007 (gotta love the 80s haha) you take the role of Rex Power Colt (voiced by actor Michael Biehn, whom 80s buffs can remember him from Terminator and Aliens) as you try to take down the corrupted Colonel Sloan and his evil Omega cyborg army, and stop them from taking control of the dangerous Blood Dragons and ruling the world. WHERE do I even begin with this game? The fact that everything is set to an 80s sci-fi movie vibe is just nothing short of brilliance. From the fun and goofy sci-fi story (with pixalated cut scenes), to the gloriously beautiful neon graphics, to the epic 80s easter eggs and cliches (including a TMNT reference OUO), to some improved gameplay from the original Far Cry 3 (including a button that makes you flip people off, NOT KIDDING lol), this was just an absolute blast to play from beginning to end. What else can ya say but... THE 80s WERE AWESOME AND STUFF!!!!!!! youtube/watch?v=0dofacvjRkc
Posted on: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:00:10 +0000