Nästan lite trött på allt politik-babbel nu... ;) Så jag tänkte blanda upp det med lite religion. ;) :) Taoism: Shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama, rama, ding, ding. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Atheism: No shit! Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens.” 7th day Adventist: Shir happens on Saturdays. Protestantism: Shit won´t happen if I work harder. Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Jehova´s Witness: Knock, knock, “shit happens!” Unitarian: What is this shit? Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again… Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 08:55:19 +0000