OK! Here we go! #About_Meeting_Ladies : So i met this lady yesterday ooooo! We exchanged numbers, we spoke this morning on the phone. After so much story story, we went on for just about 2 minutes talk, greeted her nicely and all. Lady : So,where are you from? Me : Edo state (I started feeling some serious resistance and serious WALLS coming up) Lady : Haaaaa!!!! that place!!??? Me : What about it? Lady : Ha i dont want to say anything o... Me : (At this point i started marketing MYSELF . LOL! I was born and bred in Lagos bla bla bla....And trying to make her see i am a LAGOS sombori and that Edo people are not ritualists and JAZZmaticians as most people think) Anyways, let us meet for a drink sometime.... Lady : i have heard too much and bla bla bla! I am not coming to your HOUSE ooo! (i was SHCOKED) Me : So i asked, where and when did i ask you to come to my HOUSE oooo? People meet even at cinemas these days. No need for EVANGELISM in the home . *Sigh* Lady : I dunno sha because haaaa! I am wondering why i must meet someone i just met! Me : (in my head i was like WHERE and HOW did we meet? In the MOON or PLUTO? I picked her brain as said Aunty, no vex ehn....Do you want to be friends OR?.... Lady : Yes ooo, let us just leave it. I prefer to not be friends.... Me : Ok, God bless, Bye Oya o! Make una talk..Una say make i dey collect number and try be their friend ooooo! OYA OOOOO!!! LOL!!! #Psychosomatic_Geh #Oshisko #STOP_COLLECTING_RANDOM_NUMBERS #EDO_PEOPLE_DON_HEAR_AM LOL!!!
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 10:19:14 +0000
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