OK here is a FUNNY JOKE..... in my view.... ha ha :) ps if u dont like it ...my auntie sent it to me via email ....ha ha > > Miss Beatrice, > The church organist, > Was in her eighties > And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness > to all. > One afternoon the pastor > came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. > She invited him to have a > seat while she prepared tea... > As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young > minister noticed a cut glass > bowl Sitting on top of it. > The bowl was filled with water, > and in the water floated. of all > things, a condom! > > When she returned > With tea and scones,they > began to chat. The pastor > tried to stifle his curiosity > About the bowl of water and its > strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer > resist. > Miss Beatrice, he said, > I wonder if you would tell me about this? > Pointing to the bowl. > Oh, yes, she replied, Isnt it > wonderful? I was walking > through the park a few > months ago and I found > this little package on the > ground. > The directions said > To place it on the organ, > Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. > Do you know I havent had the flu all winter. > > If you dont send > this > To five GOOD > friends > Right away > There will be > Five fewer people > Smiling in the > world >
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 04:58:52 +0000
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