OLD IS GOLD... SMART INDIAN BOY...!!! A Boy was inattentive in class. So Teacher took the Boy to the principal’s office. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed, he should be punished. The Boy agreed. But Teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy both agreed. Teacher asks: What does a Cow have Four of that I have only two of? Boy : Legs, maam! Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy : Pockets! Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy : Coconut! Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? Boy : Bubblegum, maam! Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? (The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…) Boy : Shake hands! Teacher: Now answer some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay? Boy : Yep! Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy : Tent! Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. Boy : Wedding Ring, maam! Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy : Nose! Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it? Boy : Arrow! Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy : Fire Truck! Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it, u have to use your hand. Boy : Fork! Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? Boy : SURNAME! Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy : HEART, maam! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : Principal: Huh! send this Boy to IIT!!! Even I got all the questions wrong myself!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 07:57:47 +0000
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