ON YESTURDAY-"So .....get my ass handed to me on the mini golf course by a person of which will not be mentioned here as to give her credit and satisfaction.....as Im enjoying my consolation beer....my daughter thinks its a great idea to knock it over and cover me in it....from the chest down...as I sat there and let the lager soak me down to my bare balls.....we go home....just as it starts to piss rain....finally get home..shower and think all is well..while Im playing with my offspring and holding her above me....she decides to throw up....ALL UP IN MY EYE..and I just held her and felt that shit run down my face...body and soul.....This was not my day...at all...."
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:03:21 +0000