OW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE. To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to being a STAR in this profession. 1. When u enter a hall, check d wind direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. .. 3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB". 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain. 2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na wa o" 3. No shout pass others if not u go become suspect. OOO! 4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession. The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson..Courtesy Association Of Proud Messers M.O.U.A.U chapter
Posted on: Fri, 20 Sep 2013 15:03:10 +0000
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