Obama Names Asshole Czar to Deal with McConnell WASHINGTON - President Obama said today that he would appoint a so-called Asshole Czar to deal with soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. The czar, who has yet to be named, is expected to coordinate White House communications with a broad array of assholes, including House Speaker John Boehner and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). To make the next two years as productive as possible, its essential that I work with the Republican leadership, the President said. I just dont want to be in the same room as those dicks. ~ Andy Borowitz
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 22:11:24 +0000
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