Officially last week I broke up my relationships with my snow shovels and snow blower. Refuse to take advantage of them and use them anymore. The satisfaction out of this relationship is no more. Oh sure I might be the bad one by pushing them around. They dont seem to mind though. I do push them very kindly and Im proud of them for doing a Wonderful job. They still dont bring me the happiness they once did at the beginning of our relationship. Im very grateful for the wonderful time they spent with me and helped me through these unbelievable Shit! Damn! Hell! Winter Months. With this last Storm about to hit, will do everything possible not to use you. We need to break up. Its just not working out anymore. Maybe in about 7 months this will be up for discussion and we once again rekindle this relationship. Need to put all of you aside and start a Spring Fling. One is starting to brew. Some thing has been making eyes at me. Sorry to tell you this but the Lawn Mower has been wanting to start something. Im sure there will be some jealousy between all of you, as you are made to watch from the corner of the garage. All the Pushing and Pulling. The one thing I did with you. Just might be Green with Envy as the grass clippings shoot all over. Where there was once the shooting and throwing of your white stuff. There might even be some talk going on between all of you behind the closed garage doors. Want to be done filling your tank and move on. Will spend a little time when it does warm up and change your oil. But I need start my Spring Fling and now fill its tank. Until next season, I expect you making eyes at me. You once again will become my Biggest Winter Fan. Love, Carmen
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 09:08:45 +0000
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