Ok. Changing the name to Daily Rant (I need to stop being so hateful!) Rant of the day: Trying to be Funny Listen, I am just a sarcastic ball of clever wit. And most of the time, Im freaking hilarious. Everything that flows from the tips of my fingers is golden. And there are numerous things that drive me insane which Ill be happy to share with you. But I cant be funny everyday, Can I? I mean, poop is a riot. Poop is always funny. Mayonnaise is actually pretty funny too. But what if some things arent as funny? What if the fact that when I have a dream that my husband cheated on me and then I cant help but be pissed at him all day even though he didnt do anything wrong, isnt as funny as my stupid GPS? Or when I eat my food in a fashion as to save all the best bites for last then someone (usually my husband again) asks if they can have a bite and they eat the good bites I was saving til the end? And would anyone truly be able to relate to the fact that I hate the everlasting gobstopper from the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie? I mean that movie was a work of art! The story is sheer genius except why the hell would you choose to shape a candy that is supposedly everlasting, never gets smaller, never loses its flavor, like Sputnik? Who wants to put a little round spikey ball of candy in their mouth and suck on it FOREVER? Think of the mouth blisters that would cause!.......so yeah, its actually really messed up in this head of mine. I mean who does this shit? Who gets so worked up over one tiny thing in a movie from 1971? Me. Its me. And maybe you can relate and maybe you cant. So what if todays rant isnt as funny? Well, thats what you get when you read my posts. Poop one day and pokes the next. Ive got plenty. Some probably so petty and ridiculous its laughable that it even bothers me (eating something with chocolate while in my car and then crumbs drop and I dont realize it and later in the day someone informs me of the brown stains gracing my pants. Thanks crumbly chocolate) And some that youll completely agree with (freaking Mosquitos. Why do they even exist? They are a great example for the evolution side of an argument. Because if creationists are right, I am demanding an explanation for their existence when I die!) Ill do my best....and tomorrows will be better, I promise.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 12:39:28 +0000
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