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Ok, I understand that Scissor gets Paper, and I get how Rock beats Scissors, but there’s no way that Paper can beat rock! Paper is supposed to “magically” wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Then why the hell can’t Paper do that to Scissor? In fact, screw scissors! Why the hell can’t paper do that to people? Why aren’t sheets of college-ruled note book paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why! It’s because Paper can’t beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds! When I play “Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always pick Rock. Then when someone claims they’ve beaten me with Paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist, and say something like…“Oh shit, I’m sorry I thought your Paper would protect you”
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:31:35 +0000

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