Ok. .funny story but kinda long. I get a text from a customer. - TopicsExpress

Ok. .funny story but kinda long. I get a text from a customer. ....dog got sick and power-pooped all over master bedroom carpets. I show up today...note on front door. Please put Mr Cat in master bathroom so he doesnt get out. Then let him out after youre done. Whew....Im really allergic to cats....so......I gently and lovingly carry Mr Cat upstairs and put him in the bathroom as directed. I mean I carried him like he was the King of the world ! I clean and disinfect the carpets put up all my gear , everything looks perfect. I go upstairs and let Mr Cat out of the bathroom. He walks across the newly cleaned carpets. ....and craps right in the middle !!!!!! Not a lot , mind you. Just one little nugget of pure disdain. His way of saying......Effff you Mr Carpet Cleaner !! I laughed so hard I cried. Happy Friday everyone !!! #funniestdumpever #iguessimnotacatwhisperer

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