Ok, ladies, Im going to blow your minds right now. Every guy on tinder is DTF & blue balls doesnt exist (the patriarchy made it up & no one but me is dumb enough to admit that its a myth). Like, come on, like what are the chances a gentleman would go on Tinder & swipe left or right based solely on someones appearance with the intention of treating a woman right, taking her out, getting to know her, & see what their possible future may lead to so that perhaps one day they can tell their grandkids that amazing story why Grandpa didnt swipe left on Grandma on this primitive 2-dimensional application called Tinder. Hell have to think of a good euphemism for I had to get my protractor out for that awesome curve on her bubble butt protruding from her yoga pants.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 02:46:34 +0000
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