Okay 7 things. Going to be totally honest .. 1. On the 1st of January 2015 I took to much laxatives on trying to rush into my flat I selected the wrong key in a mad rush to open the door causing me to fill my pants .. 2. I once disliked someone so much I pissed in their whiskey when everyone left the kitchen 3. I invited Sarah Jayne Chalmers over for a brew. I filled her tea with laxative. The next day at work she was paid to sit on the toilet ha .. 4. If Im being watched I put 2 Pringles in my mouth if no one is around I gobble 5 at a time. Its like scene from Rosemarys baby ! 5. One time I woke up thought I got lucky after a night out, then realised I was clothed and actually in bed with my nana after she collected me from the pub after falling asleep, throwing up down her hallway and crying for Whitney Houston. Dont drink excessively ! 6. I have changed my dentistry practice due to the fact I fancied the dentist so much every time he put on his latex gloves I wish rather than pull my teeth he would ravish me instead ! 7. I dont make enough time for my mommy and daddy. I hold my hands up in saying I should make more time for my family rather than spend it with my bottle of gin. That was the New Years resolution to spend more time with the parents. God bless Rhonda and Stan :) I nominate Morag Chalmers & Donna Douglas
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 08:14:54 +0000