Okay. During the trip TO Ohio I was sending texts that got some rave reviews. LOL. I couldnt post them to fb as we were trying to surprise some ppl. So, if you wanna chuckle, here they are. Captains log 12292014-1340. Only little more than a third of the way into our journey. Vehicle operator is on a mission. He wont stop for lunch. Says hes stopping for linner instead. We are rationing peanut m&ms we found in car door pocket. And not including him in the count. Theres talk of overthrowing him. But I think we are too weak to try. God help us all. Captains log 12292014-1722 After allowing for proper sustenance and bladder evacuation the crew became suddenly merciful and decided to allow vehicle operator to stay in control. At least for now. However, operator voicing fear of something he calls rush hour in Charlotte. Will monitor closely for muscle spasms of the fingers, and sudden onset of vocal outbursts. Symptoms of a mental disorder locals call road rage. The crew is strangely quiet with eyes closed. Possibly in attempt to escape mentally. All is moving forward though. Perhaps God has indeed heard our prayers. Captains log same date-1826 Vehicle operator has broke under the pressure. Our only other male crew member has stepped up to the challenge. He appears confident. Though already whining about conditions. Weve made it 2/3ends into the journey. Some of the crew are becoming delirious. But remain harmless. Starting to feel hopeful we can complete this mission! Captains log same day 2330 We are nearing the end of our journey. And it appears we have driven into a twilight zone. Only older sounds coming from sound box. Oddly soothes crew into sleep. Who only moments before were acting irritable. After a short break the original operator has decided to resume control of vehicle. And seems to have agreed to regular breaks. I think he mustve overheard our plan to take him down. Either way. All is well and we should arrive on time. Aaaaannd we did!😁
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 20:39:30 +0000
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