Okay so Im leaving work.. walking to my car I go to my pocket for my keys.. hmm keys arent there.. maybe I left them in my car.. so I keep walking to where I almost always park.. I dont see my car.. wtf?? My heart drops.. okay let me walk away and turn back around and look again maybe im tripping... still no car... so by now now dying inside and severely depressed at this instance.. I call 911 thinking maybe whoever stole my car hasnt wrecked it or gotten too far yet.. yes I guess I left my keys in the car and its been stolen... she gets my info and we hang up. I go to our security and we pull video.. hmm for some reason we dont see me ever park.. by this time im wondering if im even sane... wait... OH SHIT I forgot I took my car to tirelube express for an oil change.. calls 911 back.. maam I am so sorry I just called about my car... well im dumb and forgot I took it to tle.. so sorry she laughs and says she would have freaked out too. . Dear lord I need to quit making fun of people this is my karma... lmao.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 22:55:45 +0000
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