Omg just found Eddie Coyles best man poem for me and brickies wedding cannot stop laughing, ur supposed to slaughter the groom not the bride ya big arsehole !!! He said its an actual true story but hes also a big liar !!! His name is John Brinded But most call him bricky He works for the council and his partial to a sicky In the quiet town of Eddlewood Thats where he was raised Terrorising people for most of his days One day while out walking His heart did flutter for he spied the lovely Joanne queen face down in the gutter Arise my fair maiden as the night it will grow colder Wheesht she say as she flashed her left boulder So he picked up his fair maiden, her life he did save And she looked so much better after a bath and a shave As romantic as it started many years have gone by The bricks still the brick and Joannes still shy Its been an honour to share the best day of ur life So raise a glass o bricky and his gorgeous wife.... Eddie Coyle ur an absolute legend xxxx (Even though I got pelters)
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 12:05:59 +0000
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