On the edge of 40 (#age, that is) , and I ate 16 pancakes, 3 bags of sunflower seeds, 5 otter pops, a fish sandwich, another otter pop, flunnel cake, half a peach cobbler, corned beef with a cucumber salad, stuffed bell pepper, 3 pieces of cinnamon toast, and 2 eggs OE in two days---cried, screamed, laughed, got irritated, hit the bathroom floor, slept for 7.5 hours (during day), cried, grabbed a snack, whined about being tired, cried, felt angry, glad, sad.... went to bed. Didnt realize Id need an EPT test to detect menopause. FYI... if I had a kid right now, itd come out with emancipation papers... Im a nightmare. To all who have passed this stage in life. YOU ARE MY HEROES-second in line to the military boys fighting an unnecessary war. Let the record reflect: I AM WAVING THE WHITE FLAG---the Kotex! Please say a prayer for my family. Or, maybe I should just start a gofundme for them...they deserve a retreat. God Speed...
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 05:50:27 +0000
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