Once upon a time when I was in grade school they made us walk on the right side of the hall. We didnt understand why. After I grew up and got a few years on me I understood. We drive on the right side, as an example. In short we conformed to a standard that we move forward in an orderly manner. Much safer if we all drive on our right side of the road and not on the left. We still walk on the right side of the hall etc. It should be second nature for most of us. But not at Walmart! It is a free for all. The hell with lines. The hell with walking on the right side of the aisle. The hell with it, I am stopping just to annoy you and everyone else who thinks I am not the king of my own little world. I am the Lord of jumping line. If you dont like it, you can wait until I decide to let you pass. I am the troll king of Walmart. Yes I have seen the troll kings and lords of Walmart. They did not attend my grade school. They tend to smell like Amish for some reason. They however are not as nice or as well dressed. They tend to take up the whole aisle, even if they only weigh 100 lbs. If their bodies cant stop traffic they will park 3 buggies in the middle of the aisle and do it anyway. I will however continue to fight you till my last breath. I will continue to say excuse me. I will continue to move you buggy out of my way when you give me that look. You know the one I am talking about. I will call you out when you think you deserve the right to jump line in front of 6 other people. If I upset you, well good just maybe I might make you think. If I hurt your feelings, maybe that is a good thing also. Merry Christmas and happy new year from this mean Ole bully!
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 22:20:07 +0000
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