One Line Humor ❇Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ❇Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! ❇I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. ❇Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. ❇Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret it later. ❇ You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it. ❇Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ❇Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ❇Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. ❇My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees ❇Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. ❇Youre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. ❇Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. ❇Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something ❇There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 14:16:16 +0000