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One Old Poop on the Front Porch: Barb: Hello? Dan: You only took 20 rings answering your smart phone that time I am proud of you. Barb: How r u doing by yourself? Dan: I have cold pizza in the fridge, moved the dining room table in front of the tv and using it as a computer monitor, have a load of dirty laundry piled up on the kitchen floor, love to play kill the cockroach before it gets my piece of pizza on the kitchen counter, have a pee bottle next to my easy chair for the Super Bowl, could not afford the dancing girls...they are all unionized and dont make house calls, wipe my boogers on the end table and belch, poop, and swear at will....in short...I am totally enjoying your vaction. Barb: I figured so much. Dan: I love you. Barb: I know.
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 00:18:28 +0000

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