One day I came home from work .I accidentally put my car keys in the door of my apartment. I turned it, and the whole building started up. ; so I drove it around. I went too fast and a policeman pulled me over. He said “where do you live?’ I said “right here.” Then I drove my building on to the middle of a highway, and I ran outside and told all the cars “to get the hell out of my driveway!”
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 02:02:46 +0000
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