One day a journalist, hard-up for a story, was sitting on an Australian beach. As he gazed pensively out to sea, he saw a young woman thrashing about in the water. Upon further observation, he saw a shark circling her. His adrenalin pumping, he wondered what he could do to save her. Then a well built young man, who was jogging along the beach, suddenly dashed into the sea, karate chopped the shark, killing it, and helped the young woman swim to the beach. The excited journalist, seeing a fantastic story, ran up to the young man and said, That was the most courageous thing Ive ever seen in my life. Im going to let the world know about this. Youll be famous. I can see it now, Brave Bronzed Aussie Saves Girl From Killer Shark! The young man turned to the journalist and said, But Im British. The journalist replied, without losing enthusiasm, Oh, that doesnt matter. The next day, the headlines read, Pommie Bastard Kills Girls Pet.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 14:11:24 +0000
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