One day at kindergarten the teacher said to the class of 5 year olds. “I’ll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Sean that’s not correct.” Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew. The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.” Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.” The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I’ll give you the $10.” As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know, Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said, Jesus Christ.” Marvin replied, “Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.”
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 02:43:44 +0000
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