One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Juan says to Pedro behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor. Listen, you dont have to spend that kind of money, Pedro replies. Theres a diagnostic computer down at Wais-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you whats wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten peso... a lot cheaper than a doctor. So Juan deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wais-Mart. He deposits ten peso, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wais-Mart. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Juan began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Juan hurries back to Wais-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten peso, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They arent yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you dont stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping @ Wais-Mart.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 04:10:16 +0000
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