One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. Lord, I have a problem! Whats the problem Eve? Lord, I know you have created me and have provided this beautiful Garden and all these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but Im still not happy. Why is that Eve came a reply from above. Lord Im lonely. And Im sick to death of apples she says. Well in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. the good Lord tells her. Whats a man Lord? she inquires. This man will be a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, hell give you a hard time. But hell be bigger and more muscular than you. Hell be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants. Sounds great , says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. Yeah, well. Hes better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition. Whats that Lord, she asks. Youll have to let him believe that I made him first.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 05:25:57 +0000
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