One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the drivers side door with him standing right there. NOOO! he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. MY MERCEDES DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER! he exclaimed. You’re a lawyer arent you? asked the policeman. Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car? the lawyer asked. HA! the policeman replied, You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didnt even notice that your left arm is missing did you? the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed: MY ROLEX! The U.S. Justice Department is investigating allegations that an employee of HSBC Holdings PLC leaked confidential client information to a hedge fund, according to people familiar with the matter, a new twist in a cross-border government probe into misconduct in the foreign-exchange market. The alleged event, believed to have taken place in March 2010 and which HSBC reported to U.S. and British authorities, happened when HSBC was advising a client, British insurer Prudential Plc, on a huge acquisition and was working on a related multibillion-dollar currency transaction. https://us.hsbc/1/2/home/personal-banking
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 00:16:20 +0000
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