One of my favorite exchanges between Michael G Scott & Dwight K Schrute: Grief Counselling: Ed Truck was decapitated: Michael: I dont understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didnt even work here. Jan: [on speakerphone] I understand how you feel, Michael. I really do. So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off? Michael: You really dont get it, do you? You dont understand these people. That is the last thing that they would want is a day off. Jan: Well, what would you suggest? Michael: [thoughtfully] A statue. Jan: Of Ed? Michael: Yeah. Jan: [scoffs] Im not sure thats realistic. Michael: Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him. Jan: No, thats not--- Michael: We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move... Dwight: That is not a statue, that is a robot. Michael: I think that is a great way to honor Ed. Dwight: And how big do you want this robot? Michael: Life-size. Dwight: Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us. Jan: What the hell are you two talking about? Michael: Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan. Jan: You know what, Michael? Ive really tried with you today...
Posted on: Sat, 11 Jan 2014 17:08:49 +0000
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