PCL : Poor Computers Limited ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping CMC : Coffee, Meals and Cigareete DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity BASIC - Bills Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out GIGO- Garbage In Gibbon Out WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too. MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction SCSI - System Cant See It DOS - Defective Operating System DEC - Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
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