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PERSPECTIVES An elderly lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship, holding her hat tight, so that it would not be blown away by the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must also know that, you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" Said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there, is 75 years old. I only just bought this hat yesterday!"
Posted on: Tue, 13 Aug 2013 21:30:37 +0000

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