PICTURE THIS: you slip into your new Captain America costume. Wow, your ass looks great and you know it. You decide to head over to the Halloween Party At Ricks hosted by the MSU Stars for Make-A-Wish. Its a wonderful cause and a nice excuse to show off that new costume. You hit the dance floor for a bit of slutty yet innocent fun, but stop. Who is that across the dance floor? Its your male Captain America counterpart. You peer deeply into each others eyes. You suddenly cant remember the name of that ex that broke your heart. Heck, you cant even remember your own name. Its love at first site. None of this wouldve happened if you hadnt purchased your costume from that nice gal named Shelby for 40 bucks. Shield not included.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 19:04:57 +0000
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