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PM :) - *MY CAREER CHOICES* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldnt concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldnt hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasnt suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didnt have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldnt cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasnt noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didnt have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didnt fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldnt live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasnt fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. SO I RETIRED, AND FOUND THAT I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 21:07:32 +0000

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