PRESIDENT IN 2016 Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States, beginning with the Year 2016. For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems. PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment. MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! Very eloquently put ... dont you think? Maxine on Driver Safety - I can not use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures. Maxine on Lawn Care -- The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. Maxine on The Perfect Man -- All Im looking for is a guy who will do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. Maxine on Technology Revolution -- My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice. Maxine on Aging -- Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. I am telling you ... she is the perfect candidate. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about forty years, well have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now thats scary!) Money cant buy happiness -- but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia. After a certain age, if you dont wake up aching somewhere ... you may not be dead. If you do not send this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen ... but you will rob them of a whole bunch of much-needed laughter. WARNING Under no circumstances should you take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 03:13:48 +0000
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