***PSA...on behalf of Lucy 2.0*** The living conditions, here, are becoming unbearable. 1. My gentle nudge is longer sufficient to awaken the beast that feeds me. I must now paw at her, and resort to licking her. Humans do NOT taste god...especially int he morning...ick 2. Apparently my training has been a colossal failure. When I sit, with a strained look in my eye, she is supposed to understand I need to pee. It is humiliating when I wet myself. Seriously, she needs to learn..how hard a concept IS IT!?!? Dog sits in front of you..dog needs something. I have even resorted to sniffing the floor..in hopes she will understand that I am pointing out where I have already peed. I dont want to continue to soil her floors..but enough is enough. When she needs to pee...she goes to this room....lets er rip...and then she is done. Me...no thumb...short..I am a slave to her lack of observational skills 3. She blows on my head. I try to let her know I do not like it. But she does it anyway. I even try to chomp her nose. what does she do?? She giggles, and kisses me!!! What an odd race these humans are. 4. I dont know about you, but I dont like to be shut up in the house all day. There is a WHOLE WORLD out there. She leaves me at home..and goes out...WITHOUT ME!! What is worse, she puts me in a box......like being left here int bad enough....I need to be put in a box??? How humiliating. The other dogs walk around, mocking me. It is torture. 5. The food - the SAME thing .....EVERY day. There should be a law. No one even ASKED me if I like the pebbles of crunchy grossosity that is placed in front of me. AND...while I am ranting.....who says I am hungry when she puts that bowl on the floor? Then she takes it away..and makes me wait till alter on!! The nerve! So, implore upon you...the MART people of Facebook......please please help a girl out. These are not called RESCUES for no reason. The torture I endure here...it is inexplicable. jennsfurryfriendsrescue@gmail This is my plea to you - email them - take me home. I need OUT OF HERE!!! I have NEEDS! I have been preparing for my departure, by hiding things in my tent..but I think she is on to me. I think she took a picture, for proof...whileI was trying to sleep. I even kept my coat on...in hopes of sneaking out. Then I remembered....I have no thumbs......no leaving....... Lovingly yours, Lucy 2.0
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 03:41:07 +0000