PUNography I changed my i-Pod name to Titanic. Its syncing now. How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but Id never met herbivore. Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I cant put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope theres no pop quiz. Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldnt control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus . England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Earthquake in India obviously governments fault. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. Never fall in love with a tennis player because to a tennis player, love means nothing I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Hari Ommmmmmm
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 04:17:04 +0000
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