Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope DO NOT BEND . Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Paddy shouts frantically into the phone My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart! Is this her first child? asks the Doctor. No, shouts Paddy, this is her husband! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- An old Irish farmers dog goes missing and hes inconsolable. His wife says Why dont you put an advert in the paper? He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. What did you put in the paper? his wife asks. Here boy he replies. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Paddys in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. What on earth you doing? he asks. Hanging myself Paddy replies. It should be around your neck says the Guard. I know says Paddy but I couldnt breathe. ----------------------- ------------ -------------- An answer I can understand. An American tourist asks an Irishman: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? To which the Irishman replies: They have to go backwards. If they fell forwards, theyd still be in the boat. LOL!.... :D
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 23:01:27 +0000
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