Pasop vir die Boere Barack Obama was sitting in his office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. Howzit, Barack! a voice in broken English said. This is Koos Vannermerwe here from the Doringboom Bar in Welkom , South Africa . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you, boet! Well, Koos, Barack replied, This is indeed important news! How big is your army? Right now, said Koos, after a moments calculation, there is myself, my cousin Jan, my next-door neighbour Lang Hannes, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight of us! Barack paused. I must tell you, Koos, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command. Blikkiesfontein! said Koos. Ill have to ring you back! Sure enough, the next day, Koos called again. Barack, my china, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! And what equipment would that be, Koos? Barack asked. Well, we have four Hilux double-cabs, two kombis, an old Case bulldozer, and Vet Gerts John Deere tractor. Barack sighed. I must tell you, Koos, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, Ive increased my army to 1,5 million since we last spoke. Liewe erdvark! said Koos. Ill have to get back to you... Sure enough, Koos rang again the next day. Barack, ou swaer, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! Weve modified Doepies ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four okes from the Virginia Hengelklub have joined us as well! Barack was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. I must tell you, Koos, I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, Ive increased my army to TWO MILLION! Slaat my dood!, said Koos, Ill have to ring you back. Sure enough, Koos called again the next day. Jis, jis, jis, Barack! I am sorry to tell you that weve had to call off the war. Im sorry to hear that, said Barack. Why the sudden change of heart? Well, said Koos, weve all had a long chat over some klippies and coke, and decided theres no way we can feed two million prisoners of war!
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 19:20:15 +0000
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