Pass the Exam: A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt before him. ” I would do anything to pass this exam,” she said. Leaning closer,she whispered seductively, “I mean, anything.” He looked down at her and said,”anything?” “Anything” she replied again. His Voice softenend. “Anything,” he repeated. She smiled, and again said, “anything.” His voice turned into a whisper. “Would….You…..Study???” Talking Clock: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock”, the man replied. “How’s it work?” the friend asked. “Watch”, the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall “KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It’s two AM in the morning!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 13:22:27 +0000
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