People getting hit by trains by just standing has to be the dumbest thing Ive ever heard. For someone to be hit by a train they need a minimum of 3 things severely wrong with them. Trains are simple as they too have 3 very distinct characteristics. These are 1. Quite Noisy: Trains make a sound so loud that I can only compare them to trains. People dont purchase houses anywhere near tracks not because they dated a conductor and were scorned when he ran off with the coal shoveler, but because trains make so much noise that they will wake the old man who is snoring in that stupid song. 2. Quite Rumbly: Yet another reason people dont like living by tracks. One will often feel a train with the same intensity that they hear a train. Were not talking kitty purring softly, were talking stampede of horses all roaring like lions. Trains will rumble through you long before they get to you. 3. Quite Large: Trains have the interesting quality of not being anywhere near anyones definition of small. Trains are a giant beast. There is no way one could just catch a train in the corner of their eye. Trains are monsters of steel and they want you to know that. BONUS! Trains are the only freaking thing on train tracks! Thats why theyre called train tracks. Theyre for trains! We dont call roads car roads because cars arent the only thing on them. Train tracks are made specifically for and uses exclusively by...you guessed it, drum roll please: TRAINS! If somehow by some manner of complete wonder someone still doesnt grasp this then I have created a helpful guide to assist anyone having any difficulty avoiding trains when on train tracks. I present to you Daniels Helpful Guide for Avoiding a Train that is Headed Directly Towards You. Step One: Take 2-3 steps in any direction perpendicular to the train tracks. Step Two: There is no step two. Thats yet another important characteristic of a train. They only go on train tracks! They cant jump off and attack you. Literally all you have to do is move out of the way! And so, in conclusion, anyone who is killed or even injured by a train when on foot either wanted to be or has gotten away from the mentally capable person who is assigned to look after them. Thank you.
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 01:44:37 +0000
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