People meet others in the strangest of ways .me kwanza ,i can recall this one time i met this lady,,hold up ,the scene is on a Sartuday morning ,i was heading home after wasting my night at some club along the corners of moi avenue .The night club was quite a messed up place of an excuse ,it had a lot of Otonglo music and most of the men were p fat married men who had miserable marriages Anyway i was from this night where i was with my two friends and we had decided to sit on a round table on the edge of the club .with the smokly scenery ,a bad dj playing some rhumba ,otonglo ,mugithi and some Mr.Nice music ,we were certainly high on some good moments NOT TO FORGET it was end month so with our little salaries we felt like Margaryans partying with Chinedu Now ...i think i went off topic, but i need to explain something ,,,the club or bar we were in , had these women who were in seemingly provocative clothing that could make an Icc WITNESS pull out (if you know what i mean)and by the looks of their stares ,we knew that they were in the club to hustle ,so one of my less sober friends invited the trio over to ur table ,they were three ladies we were four men ,,,poor mathematics was at hand so i opted out of the equation ,coz i was by far the youngest of our group ,all theothers were in their late thirties This three ladies were by no means ,young ,they looked like in their mid thirties and mid fourties and by their hand movements ,icould see they were whores ,one of them kept on winking at me after her prey seemed less intrested in getting a room conviniently located nearby as she insisted . anyway to cut to the long story short .one of my pals got into the mood and went for some freaky time with this princess and afterwards i left them and proceeded to get my route number 23 back home now while sitted on this matatu ,it was like 5 am in the morning,i sat next to this young lady ,she had brown complexion ,really wonderful eyes and her hair was long and attractive ,,instantenously i fell in love (of course i was still drunk )so i talked to this gal and somehow she smiled ,i smiled and by bad luck when she was alighting she forgot her phone on the seat , i Realised it and tried to call her but she was already far ,off ,so ,being the sly fox i am ,i called her numbers and managed to trace her and decided to be a darling and take the phone to her personally ,, *teamMAFISI* So there i was .she gave me her adress ,and said her name was Shontellee (it was a lie ,her name was Grace ) so i went there ,chewing my packet of pk coz i knew i would get a kiss later on the day and knocked on the blue door that had the adress of the number she gave me . excited ,filled with promises of a thank you gify *wink* and after almost a week of kuhanyana na simu ya her friend ,i was full of excitement *knock ,knock* *Knock knock * i knocked once more before i heard some mature voice shout "Nakuja " and behold by all means it so happened that the mother of SHONTELLE or Grace happened to be the provider of joy to my friend ,,,oh yes ,it was her ,same dress and same bad make up ,,,i almost fainted ,,,,,she opened the door and couldnt recognise me,of course she couldnt but i did coz i knew what SHONTELLES MOM DID WITH MY FRIEND like i said PEOPLE MEET IN THE STRANGEST OF WAYS
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 09:05:06 +0000
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