People usually ask me why man, why metal? What they dont know is once upon a time I pledged my allegiance to the hip hop, but I was betrayed.. Hip hop turned soft on me, too many r&b singers wanted to be rappers and vice versa ,fake gangsters (posers) and even worse, Little Wayne.. Before I knew it my sperm count was dropping to dangerous levels, I started developing breasts and started to lose my self-esteem and felt the need to always dance with homies instead of hoes at the club. I had to hide my inferior body under 4XL tee-shirts and trousers far too large. My mental facilities were so damaged I could only communicate using only words consisting of 1 or 2 syllables and I was entirely afraid of anything or anyone new. Worst of all I had become a misogynist, referring to women as only objects derogatorily. And when the brainwashing was almost complete I discovered metal. It was harsh, dissonant loud... I confronted it, it challenged me and I fought it and eventually loved it. At once a mighty coat of hair grew upon my chest my muscles and appendages swelled and bulged, I developed a sense of pride. I immediately began to wear clothes that fit and walk straight and tall. I enunciated when I spoke and even used words like lady and woman instead of bich and hoe. Do yourself a favor and drop the easily accessible overly processed contemporary music of today and listen to some god damn metal, or at least some Boston.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 13:40:09 +0000
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