Pinoy Tagalog Jokes HOME ARCHIVE SUBSCRIBE (RSS) RANDOM POST TWITTER CATCHING ELEPHANT IS A THEME BY ANDY TAYLOR Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain! Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo! Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo? Pedro: Asin! # JUAN AT PEDRO JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # PINOY JOKES # FILIPINO JOKES # JOKES # FUNNY ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS 9 NOTES Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish. Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind? Juan: Spanish!!! # JUAN AT PEDRO JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # PINOY JOKES # FILIPINO JOKES # FUNNY # JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS 21 NOTES Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III? Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak? Eh, di pang-lima, kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba? # ERAP JOKES # PINOY JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # FILIPINO JOKES # FUNNY # JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS 5 NOTES Ang Uwak feat. Juan Teacher: Juan i-english mo eto. Juan: Wat mam? Teacher: "Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang nglakad" Juan: "The wak wak weak weak wok wok..." # JUAN AT PEDRO JOKES # PINOY JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # FILIPINO JOKES # JOKES # FUNNY ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS 7 NOTES Iniwan feat. Juan at Pedro Pedro: ang sakit sakit tol! bakit iniwan niya ako?? Juan: Bakit? saan ba dapat kayo pupunta? # FILIPINO JOKES # FUNNY # JOKES # PINOY JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # JUAN AT PEDRO JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS 1 NOTE Maka-Diyos Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo? Anak: Yes, Daddy. Daddy: Maka-Diyos? Anak: Sobra Dad. Daddy: Nasaan siya? Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa! # FILIPINO JOKES # FUNNY # JOKES # PINOY JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # HALO-HALONG JOKES # CHAT JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS Madamot feat. Juan at Pedro Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan. Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at bumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa dadaanan ko, noong naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka? Juan: Nakakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot! Pedro: Ganun ba? Kuha ka na, kahit ilan! May langka pa doon! # FILIPINO JOKES # FUNNY # PINOY JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # JOKES # JUAN AT PEDRO JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS Best things to say if caught sleeping on your desk… "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!" "I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broken…" "Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…" " … in Jesus’ name. Amen." # JOKES # FUNNY # FILIPINO JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # PINOY JOKES # OFFICE JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS Sekyu Airforce: "No guts, No glory!" Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!" Army: "No pain, No gain!" Naks ayaw patalo ang... Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!" # FILIPINO JOKES # FUNNY # JOKES # PINOY JOKES # TAGALOG JOKES # HALO-HALONG JOKES # CHAT JOKES ∞ PERMALINK POSTED 1 YEAR AGO TWEET THIS Naruto o Son Goku Sa presinto… Pulis: Ano ang itsura ng suspek? Saksi: Naka-orange po siya at dilaw ang buhok. Artist: (gumuhit) Bossing, hindi natin kayang hulihin ‘to… Pulis: Bakit? Artist: Dilaw raw ang buhok at naka-orange… Kung hindi si Naruto, si Son Goku ‘to
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