Please and please, all my friends working with MTN aka ZUMAMobile should henceforth desist from talking to me, greeting me or even waving me when I drive past them or they drive past me. This is to avoid hospital-visit grade of bite. If I see you comment here again, I know all of you, kindly know you have drawn a loan for trouble that you must pay one day according to my good friend, imp El-Rufai. Now, where the hell is that guy sef? Have they finally cast the legion of demons worrying him out? Reasons for annoyance: 1. MTN are thieves! They steal my airtime outrightly. I once bought N2,500 airtime from a web platform and after the first two calls, one 6mins to an international destination and the other 7mins local call, next thing I heard when i wanted to place another call was you have insufficient credit for this call! I went through my call records to see if my phone dialled nos on its own, none! Thieves! Ole!Ndioshi! 2. Intentionally they wouldnt end my calls when I press the end call button (the damn thing will just hang in there for some extra couple of seconds!) and then report a longer call period! 3. Call drop rate is phenomenal! Cant remember the last time in got someone on second dial! And I have to break convos into segments as they keep moderating my talk! 4. After all these cluelessness, una $10Million swimming pool Oga @unaTop decided to embarrass my country! 5. When I took my jihad to their friendship centre, these crooks just kept turning me round and round, with each baton receiver claiming insufficient authority to handle my rants! At some point I was asking them what they were doing there! They just threw me this blank stare and occasionally mutter we are sorry Oga! Never heard more painful sorry since this year! Well, I have sent a port request cos this salt to injury is becoming unbecoming! As for Glo people, make una no worry, na we we! Make una dey blank out my 3G service like tomorrow no dey una hear? At least una call connection dey a bit better than ZUMAMobile thieves and when I craze reach una office, at least, there was a semblance of efforts to solve the matter even though I could see you guys were just petting me with nonsense jargons intended to confuse me! The petting felt good sha, I no go lie, plus the bribe of T-shirt and other ingredients that just weakened me! Gift they called it o, but me see am as bribe! Even if una thief me, na a case of Auntys goat chopping Auntys vegetable, so no shaking! Worst case scenario, some of una wey be my friend for there will collect friendly slap when we jam outside!
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 06:49:54 +0000
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