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Politics in Canada has become boring. Take the Speech from the Throne for example. I gave my Speech from the Throne yesterday. Perched on my American Standard toilet, or throne, I pontificated on our world, stimulated by my surroundings. First, I proclaimed that the world is not all crappy, as I could see light in the hallway and sun shining. Yes, I should have closed the door. I talked about the enviroment, looking at the toilet paper made from recycled paper. I called for economic renewal, and flushed...oops, renewal gone! And I championed a new foreign policy for Canada. one which goes beyond looking only South all the time....not much of interest down there anyways:-). Finally, I thought of seniors......when I woke up an hour later I just got off the throne and had a nap. Canada forever!!!
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 10:03:49 +0000

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