Portland hipsters have taken effeminate wannabe to a whole level.... logger, or lumberjacks as their non-logging trendy-bearded butter-handed skinny-jeaned asses call them..plete with a full selection of perfumes entitled Lumbermill and Chainsaw.They Googled it. Last year it was pirates....whatever goes with the trendy-beard, say I. This is my theory; An entire generation of privileged, middle to upper middle class pansies playing dress-up to convince themselves they are actually burly, hard men like loggers and buccaneers. By playing dress-up. How ironic. These are men who know nothing of logging. They think a choker is jewelry, a skidder is what their Chi-Poo did on their designer carpet and a catskinner is someone that should be referred to PETA. They also protest timber sales. At least they have their gluten free maple bacon doughnuts. Because thats what loggers eat. Smack. My. Head.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 01:51:41 +0000
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