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President Kibaki vs Bill Gates Bill Gates : Jambo! you must have heard of Windows. kibaki : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates : Have you installed Windows at home? kibaki : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on? kibaki : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in Kenya. Kibaki: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net. Gates: By the year 2002 kenya should export computer chips. kibaki: We are already exporting Muhogo Chips. Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops? kibaki: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap. Gates(Sweating Heavily): The PrimeMinister knows a lot about RAM and ROM. kibaki : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in Changaa fomart Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes. Kibaki: I have exhausted all my leave. Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite. Kibaki: BITE? I believe in power sharing. I will not bite. Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting.Please wait.

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