Psychiatrist vs Bartender EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, IVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. So I went to a shrink and told him, Ive got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think theres somebody under it, and Im scared. I think Im going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears. How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. Ill sleep on it, I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didnt you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked. Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480. A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money, I went and bought myself a new pickup truck. Is that so? with a bit of an attitude he said. And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you? He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Aint nobody under there now. ITS ALWAYS SMART TO GET A SECOND OPINION.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 10:59:38 +0000