Public Service Announcement. If I post a status update that pisses you off, because for some reason, you ass-ume I have magical powers, see everything that you do, and decided to call you out about it via social media, PLEASE be advised of these simple facts BEFORE you inbox me. 1. I dont, nor do I care to know anything about you personally, and I sure as hell am NOT going to waste time posting specifically about anyone on Facebook. My timeline is too damn intelligent for that. 2. If you do ass-ume that I am referring to you personally, that probably means that you are guilty of what is stated, so just stop being a dumbass, correct the situation, and move on. No need to make a grand production about it. 3. This is probably the most important one of all. When you come at me with all of your inbox fury, I am going to crack the hell up laughing at you, will NOT take you seriously, and will make you even more pissed off, because you have been stupid enough to let me know that you are officially caught all up in your feelings. Again, dont take any of my status updates as a personal attack. You arent important enough for me to do that. Okay? Okay. Back to our regularly scheduled programming...
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 21:03:42 +0000
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